I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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