Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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