i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Is Oprah even human
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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