this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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