There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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