we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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