Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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