My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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