I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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