hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Do plants get herpes?
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