NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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