Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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