actually, I'm a sock model
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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