I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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