Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
my poor anus
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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