it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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