erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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