I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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