Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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