i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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