But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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