doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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