I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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