so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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