Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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