found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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