I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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