Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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