her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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