whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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