Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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