called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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