32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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