winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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