that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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