dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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