plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
