Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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