Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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