Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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