Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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