so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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