if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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