Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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