Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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