super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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