Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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