Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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