Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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