we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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