My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize