There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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