yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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