talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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