We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We had sex on a dog bed..
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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