never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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