Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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